Chello world, I pray these words find you living sexy fantastic. If not you can smack the next trick that you meet.
Please have your bail money ready.
Spent the day taping for Thursday night show with Redd Angel. You can catch it at www.uwmixradio.com this Thursday from 7pm to 9pm. I will be on there the first hour. I will be glad to chit chat with you via text from the website while it airs.
If you missed Glee tribute to Britney....you are hereby dead to me. Honestly, Glee is stepping up their game this season. The ditsy blonde really showed every inch of her ass during her dance moves. Now I'm pretty sure this episode has spawned a whole new generation of pre-skittles.
Even though the whole episode was dedicated to Britney Spears, it was the last song of the show that made me say...awww where's my boo to sing this song too? Its by Paramore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7J_IWUhls. Check it out!
I'm on Facebook and happen to become buddies with someone who is doing something very inspirational and positive. Introducing, Byron Jamal, an up and coming author of his new book, "UNLOVABLE: How to find love in the midst of unlovable people, about a pastor, stripper and athlete who all feel they are unlovable.
You can read up about Byron on his website, www.byronjamal.com His book and other contact information is on his website. Be a blessing and buy his book. Its going to be a very good read.
Well kids, I have to bid you adieu. The bed calls and I must answer. Before I go, all Spoken Word artist hit me up! Sunday is Spoken Word and the Theme Word is: Honesty.
Peace and Blessings
Positively Alexzander
positivelyalexzander@gmail.com
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Spoken Word Sunday a.k.a. I Smoked some Eryka Badu And Now I Have Something To Say
Good evening world! Yes, I would've posted this earlier but the power cut off cause of the storm. Power outages are like hemorrhoids. You never know when one of them bitches will show up and shut you down.
Anyway, Sundays are not Spoken Word. Give me your best poetry off the Theme Word that will be set. You can hit me off at positivelyalexzander@gmail.com with your entry. To be included by the following Sunday blog, please have them to my by the Friday.
I know what some of you are thinking: NO, I won't always do poetry every Sunday, that would get boring fast and I don't want to be like American Idol: Doing the same shtick for so long its gets monotonous. One week it will be free verse, another rhyme or even have it done in Klingon. (Ok...how about Ebonics?).
Please make this original work only. I will research it to see if you did a copy and paste from Langston Hughes or Krusty the Klown. I will reject you harder than a butch loving dyke who hates make up.
For next Sunday the Theme Word is: Honesty.
Here is my poem to give you an example:
a lover s lament
can i Kiss you
until Eternity
phades
be Held
(in)side your Soul
until Phorever
Subsides
to Live an
Era with(in)
the Rise and Phall
of your Breathing
to be Held
Captive by
your Wanting
to be your
willing Slave
in Ecstasy
i
Want to
Taste you
betwixt
the Seconds
the Minutes
the Hours
Days
Months
Years
lifetimes
This is my take on Honesty. You can do whatever you want on the theme. Make it real and make it yours.
Also, here is my interview!http://www.youtube.com/user/ReddAngelTV. Also, if you want a copy of it to listen to at work, during your court hearing, during bad sex, I can email it to you. Just email me your email address and I will gladly send it to you.
Well kids, its time to draw this to a close. Stay sexy fantastic in a world full of ugly.
Positively Alexzander
positivelyalexzander@gmail.com
Anyway, Sundays are not Spoken Word. Give me your best poetry off the Theme Word that will be set. You can hit me off at positivelyalexzander@gmail.com with your entry. To be included by the following Sunday blog, please have them to my by the Friday.
I know what some of you are thinking: NO, I won't always do poetry every Sunday, that would get boring fast and I don't want to be like American Idol: Doing the same shtick for so long its gets monotonous. One week it will be free verse, another rhyme or even have it done in Klingon. (Ok...how about Ebonics?).
Please make this original work only. I will research it to see if you did a copy and paste from Langston Hughes or Krusty the Klown. I will reject you harder than a butch loving dyke who hates make up.
For next Sunday the Theme Word is: Honesty.
Here is my poem to give you an example:
a lover s lament
can i Kiss you
until Eternity
phades
be Held
(in)side your Soul
until Phorever
Subsides
to Live an
Era with(in)
the Rise and Phall
of your Breathing
to be Held
Captive by
your Wanting
to be your
willing Slave
in Ecstasy
i
Want to
Taste you
betwixt
the Seconds
the Minutes
the Hours
Days
Months
Years
lifetimes
This is my take on Honesty. You can do whatever you want on the theme. Make it real and make it yours.
Also, here is my interview!http://www.youtube.com/user/ReddAngelTV. Also, if you want a copy of it to listen to at work, during your court hearing, during bad sex, I can email it to you. Just email me your email address and I will gladly send it to you.
Well kids, its time to draw this to a close. Stay sexy fantastic in a world full of ugly.
Positively Alexzander
positivelyalexzander@gmail.com
Friday, September 24, 2010
It's Official: I'm Crazy But You Love Me Anyway
I am officially here! Today is the day of my opening viewing of my blog, "Positively Alexzander". I am really happy about this new venture in my life. This is my "A-Ha" Moment. The moment of clarity and born into an epiphany.
Well, who am I? Glad you asked. I'm Positively Alexzander to the new and misinformed. I'm all over Facebook under No Alexzander, on Twitter under PositvileyAlexz and on a couple of hit list from midgets that I made fun of during a roast for Gary Coleman. Well I thought it was a roast...turned out to be a funeral. Who knew that midgets can really run that fast when they get worked up?
Well, I love to cook, read, travel and most off I love to entertain! God, I'm sounding like every rejected E-Harmony ad. I see why they don't like the Skittle Mafia. Anyway, back to me. Entertainment is my DNA. If its funny, I'm there. If its tragic, I'm there. If its tragically funny, I'm there with tissue and cam phone.
I love music! Nearly every genre has something that I will find enduring...except for chamber music. If I wanted to hear a bunch of moaning in harmony I would listen to Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus concert on the Disney Channel.
If you ever want to bribe me it will involve Coke, a plain Hershey Chocolate Bar and of course, Boris Kodjoe's cell number. I'm joking about the Hershey bar.
This week in entertainment we saw Florence Henderson give us a reason to stop the making and selling of Viagra. Its giving old people confidence they really shouldn't have. Sons of Anarchyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHQMvhcj0EI made us want to buy a Harley and drive to wherever Trouble reared its ugly head. Glee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsU-vNJPAyo reminded us that if we sing in harmony and dance in perfect precision, we all can break out and start singing a Jay Z song during the middle of lunch.
Oh! Did you see Fringe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20EO4XMBQgM It was awesome! Olivia is so hard! I actually got lady wood for a whole hour, this season will be really good.
I just don't want to be talk about me...I want you to talk about me. Share this blog with your friends, your enemies, your therapist. Make comments! If you disagree, I will gladly read them and turn your name over to the Vagina-Illuminati....which Oprah is the ruler over. Hey Oprah, if you happen to be reading this, I love you. Put me on your show. You only have this one year left, who the hell is going to care if you put me on there? Your word is law.
In honor of Oprah I will start my own Book Club Selection. No, it will not be something literary, thought provoking, uplifting or a Lifetime Movie moment type of book. If you reading this blog its obvious you aren't a holier than thou type of conservative.
So, if you a poet, hit me up at positivelyalexzander@gmail.com with your best poem. Please be real good at this also cause I love poetry. If you come to me with some dumb shit about a leaf in hell or your vagina is a box of living eggs I swear to Jennifer Lopez's sagging ass that I will send my gang of ninja midgets to fuck up your kneecaps.
Also, if you are a doing something positive like starting a legit business, know a hot spot in your city for eating food or tripping senior citizens, let me know. I will be more than glad to put it up here.
I will not always be uplifting, but I promise when I'm a bitch I will make you laugh.
Catch me on Redd Angel Radio every Thursday from 7-9pm EST giving my opinions on random shit. You can catch that on the internet at http://www.uwmixradio.com/ I'm listed on there so be my friend and my critics can find another place to bitch about me at.
Finally, I'm going to leave you with a words of wisdom my grandmother gave me one time. She said, "Stand the hell back, you little shit, your stepping on my tittie." Wait, sorry....my grandmother wasn't really into giving words of advice.
Until next time
Positively Alexzander
postivelyalexzander@gmail.com
Well, who am I? Glad you asked. I'm Positively Alexzander to the new and misinformed. I'm all over Facebook under No Alexzander, on Twitter under PositvileyAlexz and on a couple of hit list from midgets that I made fun of during a roast for Gary Coleman. Well I thought it was a roast...turned out to be a funeral. Who knew that midgets can really run that fast when they get worked up?
Well, I love to cook, read, travel and most off I love to entertain! God, I'm sounding like every rejected E-Harmony ad. I see why they don't like the Skittle Mafia. Anyway, back to me. Entertainment is my DNA. If its funny, I'm there. If its tragic, I'm there. If its tragically funny, I'm there with tissue and cam phone.
I love music! Nearly every genre has something that I will find enduring...except for chamber music. If I wanted to hear a bunch of moaning in harmony I would listen to Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus concert on the Disney Channel.
If you ever want to bribe me it will involve Coke, a plain Hershey Chocolate Bar and of course, Boris Kodjoe's cell number. I'm joking about the Hershey bar.
This week in entertainment we saw Florence Henderson give us a reason to stop the making and selling of Viagra. Its giving old people confidence they really shouldn't have. Sons of Anarchyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHQMvhcj0EI made us want to buy a Harley and drive to wherever Trouble reared its ugly head. Glee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsU-vNJPAyo reminded us that if we sing in harmony and dance in perfect precision, we all can break out and start singing a Jay Z song during the middle of lunch.
Oh! Did you see Fringe? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20EO4XMBQgM It was awesome! Olivia is so hard! I actually got lady wood for a whole hour, this season will be really good.
I just don't want to be talk about me...I want you to talk about me. Share this blog with your friends, your enemies, your therapist. Make comments! If you disagree, I will gladly read them and turn your name over to the Vagina-Illuminati....which Oprah is the ruler over. Hey Oprah, if you happen to be reading this, I love you. Put me on your show. You only have this one year left, who the hell is going to care if you put me on there? Your word is law.
In honor of Oprah I will start my own Book Club Selection. No, it will not be something literary, thought provoking, uplifting or a Lifetime Movie moment type of book. If you reading this blog its obvious you aren't a holier than thou type of conservative.
So, if you a poet, hit me up at positivelyalexzander@gmail.com with your best poem. Please be real good at this also cause I love poetry. If you come to me with some dumb shit about a leaf in hell or your vagina is a box of living eggs I swear to Jennifer Lopez's sagging ass that I will send my gang of ninja midgets to fuck up your kneecaps.
Also, if you are a doing something positive like starting a legit business, know a hot spot in your city for eating food or tripping senior citizens, let me know. I will be more than glad to put it up here.
I will not always be uplifting, but I promise when I'm a bitch I will make you laugh.
Catch me on Redd Angel Radio every Thursday from 7-9pm EST giving my opinions on random shit. You can catch that on the internet at http://www.uwmixradio.com/ I'm listed on there so be my friend and my critics can find another place to bitch about me at.
Finally, I'm going to leave you with a words of wisdom my grandmother gave me one time. She said, "Stand the hell back, you little shit, your stepping on my tittie." Wait, sorry....my grandmother wasn't really into giving words of advice.
Until next time
Positively Alexzander
postivelyalexzander@gmail.com
Thursday, September 23, 2010
I'm Not Bitter, I'm Better
Good Morning!
Today bring you an Inspirational Vitamin from Jonathan Nelson.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy--y9tl43g This song is called, Bettah. Often when we are going through a struggle its easy for us to feel defeated during this process. Its easy for us to turn inward and pick a part all the flaws that Satan magnifies when we are at our most vulnerable.
Its at this time that we need to learn the lesson and give the praise to God for giving us the strength to endure. No, its not easy. Yes, its painful. However you will grow and be stronger in the end. Destiny will claim you if you have the faith to endure.
Some of you are going through divorce, layoffs, death of a love one, depression, but whatever your storm is I'm here to tell you that you are not alone, and you will survive.
Ok, I'm off my soapbox.
Remember: I'm not bitter, I'm better.
Positively Alexzander
Today bring you an Inspirational Vitamin from Jonathan Nelson.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy--y9tl43g This song is called, Bettah. Often when we are going through a struggle its easy for us to feel defeated during this process. Its easy for us to turn inward and pick a part all the flaws that Satan magnifies when we are at our most vulnerable.
Its at this time that we need to learn the lesson and give the praise to God for giving us the strength to endure. No, its not easy. Yes, its painful. However you will grow and be stronger in the end. Destiny will claim you if you have the faith to endure.
Some of you are going through divorce, layoffs, death of a love one, depression, but whatever your storm is I'm here to tell you that you are not alone, and you will survive.
Ok, I'm off my soapbox.
Remember: I'm not bitter, I'm better.
Positively Alexzander
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Glee Gave Us Poop Cookies/Kurt Wagner Actually Ate Them
So this week's TV has more new shows and premieres that are coming out like a queen out of a closet! I am fabu, but not ominpotent...yet, and cannot watch every show. So, instead of bitching that I didnt review your favorite show here, grow a pair and hit me up about it. I will invest in TiVo and promise to watch it...unless its Wife Swap...that show needs to have a aneurism and die already.
Well, tonight was all about Glee! They did not disappoint! Charice, singing sensation from Dr. Phil to Oprah showed up and showed out Rachel when she sang, "Listen". Rachel totally had a slushy look of disgust during her audition. Jealousy isn't a good color on her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD44tOoBbf0 Hear Charice's, Listen, once more via YouTube!
Next week: BRITNEY! Yes, celebrating a poor white trash hooker with music. Aww, the American Dream.
I need someone who watched Son's of Anarchy to give me the 411. Heard this season is already intensely diesel. So if your a fan, hit me up!
Also, where are my Grey Anatomy fans at? I know your holding your breath like a fat person trying on a pair of skinny jeans for the season premiere! Share your feelings...if they are sexual in nature, please share that with your therapist or the hooker you paid for.
Dancing with the Stars premiered last night showcasing older white people from the morgue...I mean Michael Bolton and Florence Henderson. Florence, poor dear, her last facelift has her smelling her own ass, but God bless her for giving up the respirator and ignoring the arthritis and shaking what her mama gave her. I just pray it doesn't fall apart in the process.
Sorry Kurt Warner, you are the weakest link and your done.
This week is going to be filled with so many water cooler topics that I don't know where to begin. I'm going to get carpal tunnel writing all this...and I love it!
Well, until next time.....
Postively Alexzander
Well, tonight was all about Glee! They did not disappoint! Charice, singing sensation from Dr. Phil to Oprah showed up and showed out Rachel when she sang, "Listen". Rachel totally had a slushy look of disgust during her audition. Jealousy isn't a good color on her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD44tOoBbf0 Hear Charice's, Listen, once more via YouTube!
Next week: BRITNEY! Yes, celebrating a poor white trash hooker with music. Aww, the American Dream.
I need someone who watched Son's of Anarchy to give me the 411. Heard this season is already intensely diesel. So if your a fan, hit me up!
Also, where are my Grey Anatomy fans at? I know your holding your breath like a fat person trying on a pair of skinny jeans for the season premiere! Share your feelings...if they are sexual in nature, please share that with your therapist or the hooker you paid for.
Dancing with the Stars premiered last night showcasing older white people from the morgue...I mean Michael Bolton and Florence Henderson. Florence, poor dear, her last facelift has her smelling her own ass, but God bless her for giving up the respirator and ignoring the arthritis and shaking what her mama gave her. I just pray it doesn't fall apart in the process.
Sorry Kurt Warner, you are the weakest link and your done.
This week is going to be filled with so many water cooler topics that I don't know where to begin. I'm going to get carpal tunnel writing all this...and I love it!
Well, until next time.....
Postively Alexzander
Good Morning
Good Morning!
Today is a new day and time to start making your dreams a reality. Haters are people who've given up on their dreams and don't want you to succeed. Whatever your dream is, whether its run for politcal office, be the next super producer, or be the best ho on the block. Be the best!
Stay sexy fantastic!
P. Alexzander
Today is a new day and time to start making your dreams a reality. Haters are people who've given up on their dreams and don't want you to succeed. Whatever your dream is, whether its run for politcal office, be the next super producer, or be the best ho on the block. Be the best!
Stay sexy fantastic!
P. Alexzander
Monday, September 20, 2010
OMG! I am Finally Here!
This has been a long time coming! Finally a place where I can sound like my opinion gives a damn...I feel like all happy and warm and tingly...yes its the rum and coke I'm sipping on and the Cymbalta that I snuck from an depressed co-worker, but you already know that this is exciting!
This is going to be a mixture of inspirational vitamins, poetry, music, movies and of course food! I love Coke and Hershey plain chocolate bars. That's the best way to bribe me...and a lap dance from Boris Kodjoe. That alone will get you on this blog. lol
The offical launch will be 9-24-10. Be sure to go to http://www.umixradio.com/ to here my interview on 9-23-10. It will be on at 7-9pm EST.
Until later, stay sext fantastic!
This is going to be a mixture of inspirational vitamins, poetry, music, movies and of course food! I love Coke and Hershey plain chocolate bars. That's the best way to bribe me...and a lap dance from Boris Kodjoe. That alone will get you on this blog. lol
The offical launch will be 9-24-10. Be sure to go to http://www.umixradio.com/ to here my interview on 9-23-10. It will be on at 7-9pm EST.
Until later, stay sext fantastic!
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