Glee Gave Us Poop Cookies/Kurt Wagner Actually Ate Them

So this week's TV has more new shows and premieres that are coming out like a queen out of a closet! I am fabu, but not ominpotent...yet, and cannot watch every show. So, instead of bitching that I didnt review your favorite show here, grow a pair and hit me up about it. I will invest in TiVo and promise to watch it...unless its Wife Swap...that show needs to have a aneurism and die already.

Well, tonight was all about Glee! They did not disappoint! Charice, singing sensation from Dr. Phil to Oprah showed up and showed out Rachel when she sang, "Listen". Rachel totally had a slushy look of disgust during her audition. Jealousy isn't a good color on her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD44tOoBbf0 Hear Charice's, Listen, once more via YouTube!

Next week: BRITNEY! Yes, celebrating a poor white trash hooker with music. Aww, the American Dream.

I need someone who watched Son's of Anarchy to give me the 411. Heard this season is already intensely diesel. So if your a fan, hit me up!

Also, where are my Grey Anatomy fans at? I know your holding your breath like a fat person trying on a pair of skinny jeans for the season premiere! Share your feelings...if they are sexual in nature, please share that with your therapist or the hooker you paid for.

Dancing with the Stars premiered last night showcasing older white people from the morgue...I mean Michael Bolton and Florence Henderson. Florence, poor dear, her last facelift has her smelling her own ass, but God bless her for giving up the respirator and ignoring the arthritis and shaking what her mama gave her. I just pray it doesn't fall apart in the process.

Sorry Kurt Warner, you are the weakest link and your done.

This week is going to be filled with so many water cooler topics that I don't know where to begin. I'm going to get carpal tunnel writing all this...and I love it!

Well, until next time.....

Postively Alexzander

Charice - Listen (Glee Season 2) [HD]

Good Morning

Good Morning!

Today is a new day and time to start making your dreams a reality. Haters are people who've given up on their dreams and don't want you to succeed. Whatever your dream is, whether its run for politcal office, be the next super producer, or be the best ho on the block. Be the best!

Stay sexy fantastic!


P. Alexzander