Sis. Thomas Church Announcements

(Sis. Thomas is back…and this time she’s been taking her meds w/Crown Royal…you’ve been warned.)
Good Morning Saints and Sinners, here are your church announcements:

The annual Food Drive for Thanksgiving is currently on until 11-20-10. All leftover food will be ate up by Sis Jackson Section 8 grandkids. Please don’t pay any attention to the grandchild that looks like Pastor cause we are all waiting for the DNA test to confirm that one.

The Minister of Music wants all the mothers to stop telling their out of tune kids they can sing. We all know the Bible says make a joyful noise, but cut the crap, there is nothing joyful about what is coming out of their mouths. God don’t like any of you non singing sinners no way.

Senior Choir will be singing at Memorial Senior Citizen Home in Lithonia, GA this Saturday at 2pm. Finally you can see the old folks you forgot about and can’t wait to die to get their stuff to sell on E-Bay.

Pastor and the First Lady will be celebrating their 38th Wedding Anniversary next month. We all know they ain’t been faithful but let’s ignore that sin and act like we give a damn about their trifflin’ ways. This Samson and Delilah copy are registered at www.kmart.com and http://www.target.com/ Do like me and get them an appointment at the free clinic cause we know that Pastor is itchy.

The Youth Department will be holding auditions for The Nativity, the musical for next month. They want one song and a monologue for the character you wish to play. If any of you idiots come dress up like Nicki Manaj I will throw hot Holy oil on you and light you up like a Christmas tree. Test my hypotenuse if you want to.

Due to the typo in last week’s bulletin that read, “Coming Out with Jesus”, its suppose to be, “Coming Out of Debit with Jesus”. We apologize to all the closets sisters and brothers who assumed this was the time to announce what we already knew.

You all have a blessed week.

Simply Finnesse

Introducing: Christopher Finnesse

Chello World!

You know that I'm always looking for the hottest Indie Artist to give them a moment to shine. Well, through Twitter I came across, Christopher Finnesse. He tweeted if I am a fan of R&B to follow him. Its a great thing I did cause this man is talented!

Here is a little more on this up and coming R&B superstar:

Christopher Finnesse is a charismatic artist straight out of Brooklyn, New York, Christopher is an incredible talent known for his dynamic stage presence, plus, a vocal style that can be described as captivating, passionate, & refreshing. Christopher often is associated with music that can be portrayed as spiritually inspirational and extremely sexual.

Christopher made a name for himself & created a following in not only in his hometown, but throughout the country, lighting up each and every stage that he performs on with amazing energy emotion & (swagger). Since his run for stardom began, this artist has been an opening act for Ciara, Justin Timberlake, Cassidy, & Freeway. & has been featured on Radio stations such as 104.7 Fm & True Voice Media Finnesse has songs like “My Life,” that are a rare display of a father expressing his

love & vulnerability in the presence of his child.

Or “Whatever You Want”, a beautiful rendition of a man catering to his woman by all means, as he should. At the end of the day Christopher wants to be known for putting it all out there. Giving you honesty; displaying determination & being the best at his craft. Christopher remains positive, enthusiastic and passionate for creating an entire musical movement & being one of music’s most popular emerging acts on the independent scene. Finnesse is most definitely a mark of distinction that is always looking for innovative creative ways to set his musical talent apart from other traditional male R&B artist. ”

He value’s inserting real life issues, into his music, & his style represents real struggles, and pleasures in relationships, break up’s and just the whole essence of being human. For Christopher, business is a priority. Aside from his music, he has other business ventures and is intent on building an empire to grow his brand. Clothing, spoke model and his future acting career. But first, approaching his music & releasing his debut album Simply Finnesse.

If you think this is it to him stay tuned for his interview on Redd Angel Radio next Thursday! You also can reach him at:

Professional Epk: http://www.artistecard.com/Christopherfinnesse
Website:. www.Christopherfinnesse.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christopher-Finnesse/339131538743
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/simplyfinnesse

(Disclaimer: All photos and bio are property of Christopher Finnesse)

This man is a very humble and talented and its great to know him before he makes it huge! Become a fan of him cause with a name like Finnesse, he will have longevity with class.

Positively Alexzander

poeticphire75@gmail.com