Sunday, October 31, 2010

Will The Real Queen Please Shut It Down?

OMG! The streets are talking and the lines have been drawn! Lil Kim vs Nicki Manj, its like Twilight but without the pale vampire or werewolf....but blood is being drawn nonetheless!

Lil Kim loyalist are clamoring to their oaths that she is and forever will be the Queen. Who couldn't the power of her reign with her first album, "Hard Core", released in November 1996. The photo alone caused more nerds to jack off from the picture alone, even the first track, "Intro In A-Minor" has a guy overwhelmed by the power of her pussy presence that he's busting a nut.



To her declaration for haters, "No Time", to her club classic, "Crush On You", she rewrote the game by giving the testosterone male dominated hip hop scene that feminine touch with sex appeal and pussy power. She verbally dissected and erected many dicks and twats were juicy from her verbal prowess.

Her sophomore album, "The Notorious K.I.M" released in June 2004, she came back from silently somber and paying homage to The Notorious B.I.G. not much thunder on this one, but gave us, "How Many Licks" leaving us wanting more and she came back with her 3rd album, "La Bella Mafia".

She came back to her power and satisfied our craving with, "The Jump Off". The hook alone was repeated so much it became a mantra and solidified her Queen status on the Hip Hop Throne of the elite.




Lil'Kim's, Naked Truth", gave us the call and response track, "Lighter's Up", but it also gave us a new look of Kim that threw us the fuck off! Really, Kim, you were a beautiful woman and you nip/tuck yourself into another person. However her fans loved her regardless, and she evolved into different woman after her jail stint.

Time changes a person, so Lil Kim became a Barbie...and apparently Nicki Minaj is a fan for the way she pays obvious homage to her. Her look is not original but took Barbie to a whole other level.



Born Onika Tanya Maraj, Nicki Manj silently and surely came to notice by providing guest appearances on major from Mariah Carey to Lil' Wayne. What makes her vagina monologues so special? Her fans say she's an original, while Lil Kim fans give them a evil side-eye and tells them she's copying Lil'Kim and isn't all that.


Set to release her first album, Pink Friday, 11-22-10, Nicki Minaj stands on the cusp of doing a coup on Lil'Kim's shaky claim of Queen of Hip Hop. She started out on mixtapes and remixed herself into a deal with Lil' Wayne's record company. Guest appearing on many established artists, some critics aka: Haters aka: Lil Kim loyalists are shouting and chewing at the bit that she cannot carry an entire record on her own, for her talent isn't shit.

Well, I guess she's a breath of fresh air with her vocal gymnastics and Olympic track runner dialect and delivery, she's elevating the game. Now before you cuss me out in Baby Satan's name, riddle me this: Each generation we have our one icon that captures the moment of our youth and tattoos its claim in our souls and psyche. So in this new game, isn't Nicki doing this for this new peeps coming fresh out the womb?

Lil'Kim is and always will be the Original Queen B, nothing can remove that title from her. Yet it seems that this torch will be passed on regardless cause Nicki Minaj is here with a quirky voice and staccato rhythmic delivery that will either irritate the fuck out of you, or make you change your name on Facebook so you yourself can tattoo her name on your soul.

Game recognizes game, so decide what team your on: Team Lil'Kim (Throw Your Lighter's Up) or Team Nicki Manaj (I'm Starting To Feel Like A Dungeon Dragon!)

Whatever you decide, tattoo your soul and pledge your allegiance to your Queen.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Angel Gets His Props!!!

Congratulations to Marck Angel for his 2010 OUTMusic Award Nomination-Outstanding R&B/Soul Song-Marck Angel "Go Baby Go (Remix) Featuring Bry'nt & Kaoz!!!!

Here's the song courtesy YouTube Go Baby Go (Remix)

Now, can I have an autograph before you blow up? You deserve it and congratulations once again!

You can reach Marck Angel on:

YouTube Facebook Twitter MySpace

Positively Alexzander
poeticphire75@gmail.com

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Sis Thomas' Church Announcements

(Note: Sister Thomas is 85yrs old and really doesn’t have any tact left in her body. You’ve been warned)

Good Morning Waverly Hillside Baptist Non-Denominational Creek Don’t Rise Glory To Jehovah Witness To None But The Delivered Morningside AME COGIC Catholic (and on Jewish Holidays) Shalom No Eating Pork Church of Latter Day Saints.
These are your Church Announcements:

Pastor is tired of telling of you members that aren’t delivered from smoking to stop smoking in fronts of the church before and after service. Several complaints have come that your ashes are burning the Deacon Board leisure suits, Big Lots Wigs of the Ushers and making Lil Mike-Mike’s asthma flare up. You can smoke in your car or in hell Pastor said but if he catches you smoking in front of the church he has a bullet with your name on it.

There has been rumors going around the church that the Building Fund has been paid off for years. Pastor said it’s a lie and stop looking at his new Infinity w/the cross shaped rims.

The Senior Choir will no longer do a Praise Break due in part that they weren’t waving and yelling in praise, several members broke their hips and lost their dentures during the shouting.

The Singles Retreat is cancelled until the EPT come back and the DNA results are showing whose the baby daddy of Precious, the Pastor’s daughter. Please tune in on Maury Povich for the results.

The Sunbeams Youth Choir are invited to sing at the Senior home this Saturday. If your child has ADD please sign the waiver for Sis. Thompson to administer butt whooping. Also, if you don’t pick up your demon seed exactly at 3pm we will call DFACS. Play with us and see what happens, ask Sister Ramona what happened last time.

Please pray for the sick and shut in….cause Pastor said he’s tired of visiting them and wish they die already.

You all have a blessed week.
 

LJ Ugarte: Multi Talented Singer/Actor Producer

Chello World!

 This Thursday, LJ Ugarte will be on Redd Angel Radio debuting his single, "I Believe In Love". Here is a little more on this artist.


With its '90s R&B moves and his braided hair vibe, LJ Ugarte's debut single, wore its old school on its sleeve. In the course of two singles, LJ has vaulted from wanting to re-create the mood of vintage soul to wanting to make his own combination of Maxwell and Eric Ben...et These two singles mark the return of the retro-soul movement that began taking shape several years ago. LJ is aiming to return soul to a headier, more opulent era. Some new Hip Hop and R&B artist revel in a sometimes brazen, sometimes vulgar fusion of hip-hop and old-school-soul pleading. LJ aspires to bring more candlelight, positivity, and sonic luxuriousness to modern R&B. I Believe In Love and Gambling Girl makes good on those intentions. LJ places his songs and malleable croon on a plush bed of lightly pulsating beats, wah-wah guitars, and caressing keyboards. A string section adds sensual accents; Latin inflections, like congas and the hint of salsa-fied horns, dart in and out. That said, you barely notice individual players.
 
 
 
 
What LJ has created is the sound of a large, muted soul orchestra, with the singer's buttery, falsetto-leaning throat serving as just another instrument. A sensitive, New Age soul man, LJ wants to make music for the bedroom and brain. He keeps his voice at a simmer; there's probably never been a more unassuming R&B singer. You can judge for yourself. You can check LJ out on his myspace page and listen to his music. You can also keep up with his budding film career. LJ is one to watch Luis John Ugarte was born January ,6 1981 in Brooklyn, New York. Captivated by the world of Art in Entertainment, from early in his life at the age of five Louis began singing and taking dance and acting classes . As his skill and talent developed over the years he fueled it by taking ballet. This lead to his admittance to Ballet Hispanical Dance Company, where as a student, he was able to master the art even more, enjoying every moment of it. During this time however, he embraced every opportunity to develop and diversify his love for art and entertainment. wonderful time for Luis after that his family moved him to west palm beach Florida in 1997 and he attend palm beach lakes high school and continue to study acting classes. while in high school he also continue dancing his senor year of high school he had the chance to perform for the Florida stage company in the production of Gun play.the next year he attend Keiser College and study computer graphic designing and imaging between college he was also working .in starting a music career following college hr began concentrating on his skills performing professionally at small venues with local artists at various nightclubs in the West Palm beach area he's is currently in the process of writing producing his own music with an eye toward success in the music industry and in addition to acting.

Be sure and to hear his interview on Redd Angel Radio 10-28-10 from 7-9pm EST!

Positively Alexzander

J'anelle Avery wants Bad Money

J'anelle Avery sultry voice tickled and tantalized my eardrums on her hot new single, "Bad Money". This star is destined to fly to the top of the charts!

Who is she and where can you find out more about her? Glad you asked cause she will be on Redd Angel Radio this Thursday 10-28-10 on www.umixradio.com from 7-9PM debuting, "Bad Money" for an exclusive interview!

You can satisfy your curiosity by logging into her website at J'anelle Avery and purchase her song on iTunes! Get ready for the next hottest star with a sexy voice that will make you want to give her all of your money!

Positively Alexzander
poeticphire75@gmail.com

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Dear Baby Jesus 2

Dear Baby Jesus,

I woke up with str8 attitude Baby Jesus. How are you gonna bless Bro Jenkins tired behind with new fronts and rims? Now every time he sings a solo in church, he’s gonna be spittin on the First Lady. Then you had to make sure his 1972 Ford Fiesta had rims. Do you know how low budget that looks? Him strolling through Bankhead with rims that are going to be stolen the second he’s at a stop light. That’s why he runs every light and doesn’t pay the stops signs no never mind. So many pit bulls and squirrels have been run over by him already. I hope your Baby Heaven has room for all them animals he’s going to kill.

Dear Baby Jesus,
I want you to bind Sister Thomas’ breath in the Name of Baby Jesus. She whispered a hello to me during Bible Study last night and my eyelashes caught on fire. How can your whisper stank? I almost did an Ike Turner backhand on her, but I remember that wasn’t the time or place for that. So I waited for her outside of church, but she got hip and rode out with Bro Jenkins in his jalopy. Boy I wish you coulda side swiped them tires and flipped that car over and save me the trouble.

In all these things I ask in true ignorance

Amen

Easy Mo Bee Talking To An Angel

GRAMMY AWARD WINNING
PLATINUM PRODUCER
EASY MO BEE





YOU MAY THINK THAT HE HAS BEEN QUIET BUT IT IS ACTUALLY THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE

TIME TO BE RE-INTRODUCED CHECK OUT HIP HOPS NEW DYNAMIC DUO
EASY MO BEE AND WHYTEOUT


Click here to see what the buzz is about! Click Here for Easy Mo Bee On Twitter Also check out his interview on Redd Angel TV


Shout out to Kenya "Redd Angel" Edwards! You can catch her, Judah and myself on Redd Angel Radio every Thursday at 7-9pm EST and repeats on Saturdays from 5-7pm EST @ www.uwmixradio.com